unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with its partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via lucfir)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

#momlife

(via supa-sugoi-mama)

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

(via slomps)

Vincent’s birthday is tomorrow!

I’m going to be the mother of a toddler tomorrow and that frightens me. And excites me also.

Whole new territory. Wish me luck.

My contractions started at 2 in the morning on October 1st. The day the government shut down and I went to the hospital at 6 that morning.

And then at 3:49 am on October 2nd, Vincent River Ross was born and I fell in love with my beautiful son.

barkharley:

IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER

IT IS TIME

TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

(via owltype)

mommanystrom:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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That is one hardcore bitch!

Don’t get your significant others named tattooed on you.

(via bre-and-beau)

ysabellaskyy:

That still bugs me haha!

ysabellaskyy:

That still bugs me haha!

(via ashlynlehman)

re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

(via stoned-mama)

partyatpeytonplace:

Rules
❤Must be following me.
❤Must have a child or be pregnant.
❤I will ship worldwide.
❤Ends on my birthday November, 12th.
❤Only Reblogs count.
❤Reblog as much as you want.
❤Winner will be selected at random.
❤Be kind and pay it forward. :)

Now that I am in a better place and have everything fixed on my car, I would like to return kindness back into the mumblr community. The winner will be picked on my birthday and will get to choose one of the rockers from above. I hope this sparks a chain reaction of kindness back into the community. Good luck to everybody.

(via the-actual-kira)